The way er, scooter ads should be!

The way to go for scooter ads is this my friend. The Kinetic website is a living example of how a star is welcomed on board!

The poise, the class and the lithe athletic dusky figure swept us all off our feet! We now have guys at our office with hidden folders full of this stuff. Wait a minute! We forgot the darn issue in the first place. But, we are not merely selling scooters here you nincompoops. We are branding! And we at Monoshock, are morons who understand nothing about brand words, so we will take the experts' view on that. Psst! Psst! Could the shirt go off too?